Wedding nightmare: 7 sure-fire ways to empty your dance floor8/29/2011
Nothing spells disaster during a wedding reception like an empty dance floor.
It’s the stuff nightmares are made of — a celebration so dead that you can hear crickets chirping.
In the spirit of planning for the worst, we polled our Facebook friends, DJs and recent newlyweds to compile our 7 Sure-Fire Ways to Clear Your Wedding Dance Floor list:
#7 – Hire a DJ who talks too much. “At this particular moment in time, could you put your hands together and give it up for the parking valet hanging out in your car. ”
#6 – Tell the DJ to turn up the speakers as loud as they go. Never mind the fact that the Richter scale at the nearby college earth science lab is red-lining…Your guests will love the ear-splitting sub-woofers, we’re sure.
#5 – Stick with one genre all night long. I’m sure no one in the crows likes different genres?
#4 – Don’t pre-screen a DJ’s ability to blend, beat-match and scratch. Yes, wedding guests love being able to experience train wreck transitions – a.k.a., those poor mixes between songs that you never hear from a Scratch Weddings’ DJ.
#3 – Change gears faster than an 18-wheeler on a freeway entrance ramp. Book a DJ who says yes to a request from guests who want to hear a Viennese waltz and then cuts a Michael Jackson song short to crank up Johann Strauss.
#2 – Fail to read the crowd. The latest song prompted the feet of 100+ guests to go limp and a look of “are you on another planet? ” to flash across their faces.
#1 – Announce, “The bar’s closing in 10 minutes. “ Do we even need to explain this one? Give your guests a solid 30 minutes to get their last cocktail.